A Feast for Birds

The ongoing saga of the war between the Gnollish Queen Coldnose and the the Kenku Mad Berry King finally has a new installment over at Animals Talking in all Caps!

GAZE UPON THE SPOILS OF WAR, MY COUNTRYMEN! THE LITTLE RED BERRY TREES OF THE LOWLANDS BELONG TO ME NOW!

SEND WORD TO THE FEATHERED ISLES! RALLY THE BANNERS! WITHIN THE FORTNIGHT WE SHALL MEET QUEEN COLDNOSE’S TROOPS IN OPEN BATTLE, AND ALL THE FRUIT OF THE PINK GARDENS SHALL BE MINE!

Image and text from ATIAC

It appears things are not going well for Queen Coldnose. If you haven't been following this saga, ATIAC has started including links to the previous installments of this epic tale of berry bush battles. I seriously need to create D&D equivalents of these characters in my game world.

Seriously though... that blog makes me smile and chortle with glee on a regular basis.