Kenku

Lately, I've become horribly addicted to the blog, ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS, because... well... it just cuts so close to the essence of the internet. It speaks its true name, exerting a tremendous gravitational force over all who behold it. Anyway, an entry from this morning made me giggle and seemed to resonate with the themes of this here blog.

HA HA HA!

DID YOU WANT SOME LITTLE ORANGE BERRIES, STRANGER?

WELL YOU CANNOT HAVE THEM! BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE! ALL THE LITTLE ORANGE BERRIES BELONG TO ME!

I AM THE ORANGE BERRY KING!

GUARDS! SIEZE HIM! PUT HIS HEAD ON A PIKE OUSIDE THE CASTLE GATES!

LET THE PEASANTS KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE ATTEMPTS TO TOUCH THE PRECIOUS ORANGE BERRIES OF LORD BLACKTHROAT OF BERRYLAND!

Let this be a warning to my players... should you run across a boistrous Kenku cheiftain in the course of your adventures, please know that he is not one to be trifled with.

Happy Monday, y'all!